Stick to your guns.

I do it everytime. Seat next to the a c vent. One more?

Made some kraft mac'n cheese last night. Followed directions exactly. I don't normally eat and it seemed tasty, but it sucked. Do I hate k mac & c now?

I was cute w/ a tan... maybe, a lil dark for indiana. Basically, can I show you my tan lines? Before I'm just an avg white guy? It would make me happy.

Any deezkneez readers need one more? See you at the box.

At the bar w/ mah bestie. Didn't go to work today. Feel bad. See ya Wednesday work?

I'm pretty sure I don't want to be at work today. Or probably any other day. Work is for jerks.

Passion pit is fun. Saw them on alexa chung. Why was I watching alexa chung? Maybe I kinda like her. Whatever. Passion pit is fun.

I wanna hang. But wine says no. See you at work. I'm gonna try harder tomorrow.. xoxxo

over rotate i think.

back twister. i think i failed at a jack-knife here. don't watch that. look the other way.

Havin one more at old point. It's my hood

Let us have peace. - grants tomb

working on my bloggity blog.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. -mahatma gandhi

Still delayed!

Flight delayed. I want home now! Not gettin extreme yet but getting close... ready to bounce.

First leg donezo. Was starving and got a pizzeria uno. It was wack. I shoulda got a mcdouble and fries. I wanna wave bye to chi but I have an hour wait.

Woke and did the good byes. The good kind. Phx is brown. I want green things. I prob coulda stayed longer for the tacos and swimming. chicago or bust!

Had the best turkey burger ever at "delux". Drank coca, scattergories and xanadu. Packed and ready for bed. Janky jabs. Tomorrow or bust. It's hot here.

Just got in from another day of pool and mercado! (Taco count=9). I think I reached my goal of being purple. I'm dark meat. Resting before an eve out. Later!

Good morning little snoozies! Just waking up and smelling the columbians. Looks like it's gonna be a scorcher again today! One more day to get purple!

I didn't holla at lunch. I went back to the mercado for some authentica mejicano grubita. swam, perfected the back twister and got complimented on my tan!

Dinner at "senn". Chinese style tapas. Crazy good! Feet were in the pool but turned into a ben and jerry's ice cream fiesta. Good night.

Waking up, bbad tivo'd, dee lish columbian coffee, shredded wheat. 10:oo = pool time, tan time. Oh yea, I have cute notes everywhere! Talk to ya at lunch!

Why did one of my hosts ask if I got any sun today? That's not what I wanna hear when I'm trying to be purple.

Welp. Gonna watch some sportscenter... maybe I can find something else. And snooze. Do it all over again tomorrow. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Layin in the bed. Had taco night for dinner! I had two loaded tostadas (tostada count = 2). Keep thinking about my super mercado grub. Going back tomorrow.

P.s. narcisism, tan lines and full length mirrors.

Second trip to the pool! I learned a backflip w/a twist off the diving board. I have a video. Showered and ready for a nap.

ates... the grub was so good. Beer was good too. Gettin ready to swim some more! Hmmmm... or should I nap? Life is good!

Laid out 10-12, showered, and walked to mexico on the corner. Hit up the mercado for tres tacos (taco count = 3). Went to the cerveca store for some tec

Waking up. I dreamt of burritos and sunburns.

Oh yea and art scene. I also got in 3 hrs of pool time and am well on my way to my purple bod. It's really hot here.

Sushi bowls, kathy g, and jackie.

Burrito count = 1

On my way to the spa. I tried to miss my flight but richard drove the g6 in the rain like it was the coast guard cutter gallatan sailin the high seas. More l8r

welcoming committee

welcome all! "the deez kneez" is now up and running! there is still plenty to do here to make it the best experience for viewers, but as with any fine wine, it'll only get better with age. by the time this thing runs it's course, it'll be a hot little m.i.l.f.'y cougar ready to pounce.

i plan on this being my facebook, my twitter, my photobucket, my youtube, my diary and, of course, my blog. the plan will be to have atleast one new post every week. hopefully, there will be so many posts that you will hardly be able to keep up.

lastly, i want you to be aware, "the deez kneez" is gonna be a little cute at times but like any allergic, little snot that gets stung by a big fat bee, it can also get serious very quickly. please, have fun, relax and basque in all the glory that is theeeee deeeeeeeeeeeeeeez kneeeeeeeeeezzzzzz...